Hey! Looking to rent a retail space on Frankford Ave.?

What? You prefer stucco? And you’d like it even more if half of the space is preexisting brick, covered in stucco, and the other half is newer construction, but with tiny windows?

Oh my, do we have the space for you. It’s 1700 Frankford Ave.!

Oh yeah!

Sweet!

Oh, so you wanna see what it used to look like, so you can appreciate how much we’ve improved it? No sweat.

This was pretty good...

Ugh! The horror!

So, what you’re saying is that you’re so impressed with this place that you’re willing to pay $25,000/month?

Just give us a couple of days, and we’ll get back to you…