An Arts And Crafts Project Gone Horribly Wrong, With Monkey

We came across this example of exterior design work at 2227 League Street the other day and took a mental note to never walk past this house at night, unarmed. It’s almost as if the person who decided on these aesthetic plans drank a Red Bull and peyote cocktail, forgot to take their Adderall medicine, and was 5 years old. The concept is understandable (a¬†pristine¬†white home juxtaposed to a tarnished and dirty world), but something must have went wrong with the execution (lack of funds/time perhaps). The monkey hanging on the door completes the Phase 1 renovations. —Caitlin Connors